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D5 - Rookie 3v3

Derp by jbedford
3 - 1
Final Score
Place Score Player Kills Deaths K/D Ratio Rank Level
#1 142 Ilikepenis 7 5 1.4 Un-ranked 1
#2 81 Bot - 3 4 2 2 N/A 0
#3 45 Bot - 1 3 2 1.5 N/A 0
#4 40 Bot - 3 1 0 1 N/A 0
#5 25 bum-hole-licker 0 2 0 Un-ranked 2
#6 22 Bot - 2 2 1 2 N/A 0
#7 21 niggerlover69 0 5 0 Un-ranked 1
#8 15 BallingBrat 1 1 1 Un-ranked 77
Campaign

2D Paintball Match Log #683226 (02-16-2024 @ 01:13pm)

Round #1 Recap Round length: 0:12 / Team Blue Scored

Bot - 1 Got 1 kills Took 1 bounces Fired 10 shots Reloads 0 Chops 1 Swabs 0 Ran 138.2 ft.
Bot - 2 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 21 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 152.6 ft.
Bot - 3 Got 2 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 55 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 196.2 ft.
bum-hole-licker Got 0 kills Took 1 bounces Fired 0 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 0 ft.
niggerlover69 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 46 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 255.8 ft.
Ilikepenis Got 1 kills Took 1 bounces Fired 20 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 150.4 ft.

Round #1 Event log

niggerlover69 Bounced • a player @ 1.88
bum-hole-licker Took a • bounce @ 1.88
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 2.13
Bot - 1 Got a kill @ 2.13
Bot - 1 Chopped a ball @ 2.20
Bot - 1 Was eliminated @ 2.28
Ilikepenis Got a kill @ 2.28
Bot - 1 Traded out @ 2.28
Ilikepenis Got the trade @ 2.28
Ilikepenis Took over bot @ 5.48
Bot - 3 Bounced • a player @ 7.55
Ilikepenis Took a • bounce @ 7.55
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 7.57
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 7.57
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 12.24
bum-hole-licker Was eliminated @ 12.24
Round Ended @ 12.67

Round #2 Recap Round length: 0:30 / Team Red Scored

Bot - 1 Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 90 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 187.9 ft.
Bot - 2 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 45 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 160.3 ft.
Bot - 3 Got 1 kills Took 1 bounces Fired 104 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 212.7 ft.
bum-hole-licker Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 0 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 0.5 ft.
niggerlover69 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 69 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 379 ft.
Ilikepenis Got 3 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 82 shots Reloads 0 Chops 1 Swabs 0 Ran 454.7 ft.

Round #2 Event log

Bot - 2 Bounced • a player @ 1.03
Bot - 3 Took a • bounce @ 1.03
bum-hole-licker Was eliminated @ 3.93
Bot - 1 Got a kill @ 3.93
Ilikepenis Chopped a ball @ 5.29
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 7.39
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 7.39
Ilikepenis Took over bot @ 10.57
Ilikepenis Got a kill @ 15.71
niggerlover69 Was eliminated @ 15.71
niggerlover69 Took over bot @ 18.20
Ilikepenis Got a kill @ 26.05
Bot - 3 Was eliminated @ 26.05
Ilikepenis Hit a • bonus ball @ 26.31
Bot - 3 Got • bonus balled @ 26.31
niggerlover69 Was eliminated @ 29.83
Ilikepenis Got a kill @ 29.83
Ilikepenis Hit a • bonus ball @ 30.09
niggerlover69 Got • bonus balled @ 30.09
Round Ended @ 30.19

Round #3 Recap Round length: 0:17 / Team Red Scored

Bot - 1 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 31 shots Reloads 0 Chops 1 Swabs 0 Ran 141.7 ft.
Bot - 2 Got 1 kills Took 1 bounces Fired 18 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 154.6 ft.
Bot - 3 Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 16 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 154 ft.
bum-hole-licker Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 0 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 0 ft.
niggerlover69 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 40 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 160.8 ft.
Ilikepenis Got 2 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 61 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 426.4 ft.

Round #3 Event log

Bot - 1 Chopped a ball @ 3.36
Bot - 3 Was eliminated @ 4.02
Bot - 2 Got a kill @ 4.02
Bot - 2 Was eliminated @ 4.11
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 4.11
Bot - 2 Traded out @ 4.11
Bot - 3 Got the trade @ 4.11
Bot - 2 Hit a • bonus ball @ 4.17
Bot - 3 Got • bonus balled @ 4.17
Bot - 2 Got • bonus balled @ 4.24
Bot - 3 Hit a • bonus ball @ 4.24
Bot - 3 Hit a • bonus bounce @ 4.37
Bot - 2 Got • bonus bounced @ 4.37
niggerlover69 Was eliminated @ 5.17
Ilikepenis Got a kill @ 5.17
niggerlover69 Took over bot @ 7.88
niggerlover69 Was eliminated @ 16.99
Ilikepenis Got a kill @ 16.99
Round Ended @ 17.42

Round #4 Recap Round length: 0:29 / Team Red Scored

Bot - 3 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 0 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 0 ft.
bum-hole-licker Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 0 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 0 ft.
Bot - 1 Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 29 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 137.7 ft.
Bot - 2 Got 1 kills Took 1 bounces Fired 22 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 155.5 ft.
Bot - 3 Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 3 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 11.5 ft.
niggerlover69 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 14 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 140.9 ft.
Ilikepenis Got 1 kills Took 1 bounces Fired 25 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 177.9 ft.
BallingBrat Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 76 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 292.7 ft.

Round #4 Event log

Bot - 2 Took a • bounce @ 0.61
BallingBrat Bounced • a player @ 0.61
Bot - 1 Got a kill @ 4.15
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 4.15
Bot - 1 Was eliminated @ 5.79
Bot - 2 Got a kill @ 5.79
Bot - 1 Got • bonus balled @ 5.91
Bot - 2 Hit a • bonus ball @ 5.91
Ilikepenis Took over bot @ 6.31
Ilikepenis Took a • bounce @ 6.70
niggerlover69 Bounced • a player @ 6.70
niggerlover69 Was eliminated @ 7.07
Ilikepenis Got a kill @ 7.07
niggerlover69 Got • bonus balled @ 7.21
Ilikepenis Hit a • bonus ball @ 7.21
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 7.51
BallingBrat Got a kill @ 7.51
Bot - 3 Took over bot @ 28.66
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 29.50
BallingBrat Was eliminated @ 29.50
Bot - 3 Hit a • bonus ball @ 29.64
BallingBrat Got • bonus balled @ 29.64
Bot - 3 Hit a • bonus ball @ 29.75
BallingBrat Got • bonus balled @ 29.75
Round Ended @ 29.79

Alpha Testing

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The gameplay should feel perfectly smooth if you get <= 90ms Ping with 60+ FPS (Refer to netgraph at top right of in-game screen.)

Features: During alpha, features, interfaces, systems, and gameplay mechanics may change drastically. We incourage suggestions and Feedback