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D5 - Rookie 3v3

NXL 3-Man Detroit 2009 by bigfootng
0 - 3
Final Score
Place Score Player Kills Deaths K/D Ratio Rank Level
#1 127 Bot - 3 6 0 6 N/A 0
#2 109 niggerlover69 3 3 1 Un-ranked 1
#3 26 Ilikepenis 2 5 0.4 Un-ranked 0
#4 24 Bot - 4 2 2 1 N/A 0
#5 15 bum-hole-licker 0 1 0 Un-ranked 2
#6 0 Bot - 1 0 1 0 N/A 0
#7 0 Bot - 2 0 2 0 N/A 0
Campaign

2D Paintball Match Log #683224 (02-16-2024 @ 01:11pm)

Round #1 Recap Round length: 0:33 / Team Blue Scored

bum-hole-licker Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 0 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 0 ft.
Bot - 1 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 70 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 165.7 ft.
Bot - 2 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 43 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 141.2 ft.
Bot - 3 Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 103 shots Reloads 0 Chops 2 Swabs 2 Ran 192.4 ft.
Bot - 4 Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 20 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 37 ft.
niggerlover69 Got 2 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 91 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 360.8 ft.
Ilikepenis Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 71 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 575.2 ft.

Round #1 Event log

Bot - 3 Chopped a ball @ 1.50
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 5.58
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 5.58
Bot - 3 Hit a • bonus ball @ 5.77
Ilikepenis Got • bonus balled @ 5.77
Bot - 3 Swabbed @ 6.30
Bot - 3 Chopped a ball @ 7.87
Bot - 4 Took over bot @ 10.94
Ilikepenis Took over bot @ 11.17
Bot - 3 Swabbed @ 13.04
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 14.57
niggerlover69 Got a kill @ 14.57
Bot - 4 Got a kill @ 16.38
Bot - 1 Was eliminated @ 16.38
Bot - 4 Hit a • bonus ball @ 16.62
Bot - 1 Got • bonus balled @ 16.62
Ilikepenis Took over bot @ 17.01
niggerlover69 Was eliminated @ 18.27
Ilikepenis Got a kill @ 18.27
niggerlover69 Took over bot @ 23.06
niggerlover69 Got a kill @ 32.72
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 32.72
Round Ended @ 33.15

Round #2 Recap Round length: 0:16 / Team Blue Scored

Bot - 1 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 55 shots Reloads 0 Chops 1 Swabs 1 Ran 170 ft.
Bot - 2 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 9 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 141.7 ft.
Bot - 3 Got 3 kills Took 1 bounces Fired 71 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 192.8 ft.
Bot - 4 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 20 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 163.8 ft.
niggerlover69 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 35 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 216.8 ft.
Ilikepenis Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 60 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 405.2 ft.

Round #2 Event log

Bot - 2 Was eliminated @ 2.44
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 2.44
Bot - 4 Was eliminated @ 4.77
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 4.77
Ilikepenis Bounced • a player @ 5.53
Bot - 3 Took a • bounce @ 5.53
Bot - 1 Chopped a ball @ 5.60
niggerlover69 Was eliminated @ 10.98
Ilikepenis Got a kill @ 10.98
Bot - 1 Swabbed @ 11.24
niggerlover69 Took over bot @ 14.17
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 15.98
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 15.98
Round Ended @ 16.41

Round #3 Recap Round length: 0:14 / Team Blue Scored

Bot - 1 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 16 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 155.6 ft.
Bot - 2 Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 23 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 164.1 ft.
Bot - 3 Got 2 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 68 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 203.1 ft.
Bot - 4 Got 1 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 5 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 145.2 ft.
niggerlover69 Got 1 kills Took 1 bounces Fired 32 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 177.1 ft.
Ilikepenis Got 0 kills Took 0 bounces Fired 25 shots Reloads 0 Chops 0 Swabs 0 Ran 203.2 ft.

Round #3 Event log

Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 1.39
Bot - 4 Was eliminated @ 1.39
Bot - 4 Got a kill @ 1.71
niggerlover69 Was eliminated @ 1.71
Bot - 3 Hit a • bonus ball @ 1.74
Bot - 4 Got • bonus balled @ 1.74
niggerlover69 Took over bot @ 4.77
Bot - 2 Was eliminated @ 7.15
niggerlover69 Got a kill @ 7.15
niggerlover69 Took a • bounce @ 8.67
Ilikepenis Bounced • a player @ 8.67
Bot - 3 Got a kill @ 13.62
Ilikepenis Was eliminated @ 13.62
Round Ended @ 14.05

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